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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:48
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Jurors in Harvey Weinstein trial reportedly fighting among themselves - BBC
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
NJ electric bills are about to jump 20% — who's to blame and what can you do? - Gothamist
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which AI tool is capable of writing code and creating software from simple instructions?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the best AI tool for interior design?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Is Beauty of Joseon Sunscreen good for oily skin?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Sovereignty Wins 2025 Belmont Stakes, Beats Journalism in Final Triple Crown Leg - Bleacher Report
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Early humans took a giant evolutionary leap when they started eating meat - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
No way